I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
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