Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
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