What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
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