What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
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