I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Icy what you did there!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
After all is sled and done.
Skiing is believing!
Can I Alp you?
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Variety is the ice of life.
I only have ice for you!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
That was thaw-some!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Whatever coats your boat.
It was mitten in the stars.
How Rudolf you to say that!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
It’s a winterful day!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!