Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Water you doing, my friend?
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Don't even chai.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
We've reached the point of snow return.
After all is sled and done.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Girls just wanna have sun!
It’s a winterful day!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
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