Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
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