What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Variety is the ice of life.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
It’s a winterful day!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
It was mitten in the stars.
The weather outside is snow joke.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
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