Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Whatever coats your boat.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
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