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When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
It was mitten in the stars.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
I'm acorn-y person.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
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