Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
A ghost-roenterologist.
What did the poop shoveler say when he quit his job?
"I'm dung with this sh*t!"
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
If a clown farts...
Does it smell funny?
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Never fart in an apple store
They don't have windows.
This morning my daughter came to me, looking concerned. She said, “Dad, I need a new bum”.
I asked, “And why is that sweetheart?”
She said, “Because mine has a crack in it!”
I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog sh** on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one.
That was a crazy deja poo.
I asked the kids to pickup the dog poo out the back
They did a crap job.
What do you call a turd made by the captain of a vessel?
The Captain's Log
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
After letting elephant dung dry in the sun, it's nearly indestructible.
In fact, I'd say it's pretty heavy doody.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
How would you call a tutle's poo?
Turdle.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
Gas Money.
Why was the dung beetle mad at the store clerk?
Because the clerk sold him shampoo.
What do you call coffee made from poo?
Crappuccino.
What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?
Officer on doody!
I tried to make a poo but could only squeeze out a p**.
I must be missing some bowels.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
Cut a piece of poo into three pieces today.
Now I have turds.
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
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