The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.