Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.