A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes a village!
Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable.
It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas?
We're driving gnome for Christmas.'
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
What do you call an elf who hasn’t had a date in two years or more?
Elf on the shelf.
What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome.
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do pixies use to clean their teeth?
Fairy floss.
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Go big or go gnome.
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
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