Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights.
What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?
A small arms dealer.
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You seem a little mer-mad.
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
They had a good run, but the jig is up.
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
Long time no sea.
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
A gnome walks into a bar, and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."
Seas the day!
A man meets a fairy.
"I grant you 2 wishes" , says the fairy.
"I want a bottle of beer that never gets empty" , says the man.
He starts to drink. After two minutes he stops drinking and the bottle is still full.
"And youre second wish?" the fairy asks.
"Another one of those."
Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
They do it for the Experience.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
You are shrimply the best!
Two Dragons walk into a bar.
1st dragon: It's hot in here
2nd dragon: Shut your mouth.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
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