Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
What do you call a gnome priest?
A compact disc.
What do you call fifty-five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
A good start.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
What is a European dragon’s favorite food?
Swiss charred.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
Go big or go gnome.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What do you call nomadic gnomes?
Gnomads.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large!
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
Did you hear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.
Beware, gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
It takes a village!
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
No one could tame the unicorn. He was horn to be wild.
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
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