Just hangin' with my gnomies.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large!
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym. He became a gnome-de-plume…
Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
Of course not, that g is silent!
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!
Long time no sea.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
Beware, gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players?
They do it for the Experience.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Shes a fairy realistic person.
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Wish upon a starfish.
No one could tame the unicorn. He was horn to be wild.
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. Plus, the beanstalk!
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
Two Dragons walk into a bar.
1st dragon: It's hot in here
2nd dragon: Shut your mouth.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
Where did Santa's little helpers go to high school?
They didn't, they were gnome-schooled.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
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