"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
You really mermaid my day.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
You seem a little mer-mad.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.