We were mermaid for each other.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
Shell-abrate the good times!
One mermaid said to the other, "I love your shell bracelet, can I Triton?"
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
Where did the mermaid go on a date?
She was catching a movie at the dive-in.
You mermake me happy.
Long time no sea.
Don't fork-get your manners.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
"Whale, what do we have here?" said the mermaid.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Mermaids always drink mermosas.
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
For years I told my daughter she was half-human and half-mermaid... but that her bottom half was human, and her top half was mermaid.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
You really mermaid my day.
What is the mermaid’s favorite drink?
A mertini.
You'd think seeing a mermaid in real life would be terrifying, but it wasn't half as bad.
Fishing you a happy day.
The ocean doesn't like to say hello, it just waves.
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
Wish upon a starfish.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
I think you're mer-mazing.
What is the little mermaid’s favorite font?
Arial.
You seem a little mer-mad.
When it comes to mermaids growing legs, it's all in the de-tail.
Famous mermaid saying: Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What do you call a sarcastic mermaid?
A sigh-ren.
What does a mermaid say when she was leaving the party?
- Sea ya later.
You are shrimply the best!
You mermaid to go far.
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Aerial.
Call me on the shellphone.
Seas the day!
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