What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Make it rein.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
I think you’re dandelion.
"Eggs-cuse me."
Burst into cheers!
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I'm the life of the paddy.
I told you snow.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Up to snow good.
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"For peep's sake."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I think I found my perfect match
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I’ll never fir-get.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
You're so clover!
Don’t give into beer pressure.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Cutest clover in the patch.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
"What an egg-citing day."
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
I’m feelin’ pine.
I have the final sleigh.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I'm snow bored.
He’s an elf-made man.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
He’s my pinch charming.
It takes one to snow one.
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