Shake your shamrocks.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I love you dairy much.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
You’re my soul Santa.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Look for a rainbow connection.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
This is snow laughing matter!
I love you meow and forever.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I dig you a hole lot.
It's ice to meet you.
I’m fondue you.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Yoda one for me!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Dublin over in laughter.
Don’t be elfish.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
It's ice to meet you.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
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