Don’t be elfish.
Wear green, or leaf.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I wood never leaf you.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Just brew it!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Up to snow good.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Irish you luck.
I have the final sleigh.
You shamrock my world.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You better beer-live it!
Beer-lieve it or not!
Let’s take an elfie.
You are pitcher perfect.
Burst into cheers!
We’re in a-green-ment.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
"You're a real good egg."
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You sleigh me.
It’s worth a shot.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Yule be sorry.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Who needs luck? I have charm.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"That's all, yolks."
I call the shots.
The pint’s the limit.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
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