Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
He’s an elf-made man.
We like to paddy.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Can’t pinch this.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I'm pine-ing for you.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
She has high elf-esteem.
"Eggs-cuse me."
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Resting Grinch face.
It’s worth a shot.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Best in snow.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Dublin’ the fun.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You snow the drill.
I’m elf-taught.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Icy what you did there.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
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