People are always after me lucky charms.
You are spud-tacular.
He’s my pinch charming.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Wear green, or leaf.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You better beer-live it!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Can’t pinch this.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Life is brew-tiful!
Shake your shamrocks.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Drink happy thoughts.
You’re brew-tiful!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You shamrock my world.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
It’s worth a shot.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Just brew it!
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Irish you were beer.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You’re my lucky charm.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.