What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
You snooze. You booze.
I'm snow bored.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Sip, sip, horray!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I've found some bunny to love."
I can heartly wait to see you.
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