Do you beer-lieve in magic?
My love for you is like no otter.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I’m elf-taught.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Let’s take an elfie.
I whale always love you.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
It's ice to meet you.
I only have ice for you.
Burst into cheers!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.