I can heartly wait to see you.
I'm snow bored.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I “lub” you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
It's ice to meet you.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"I whip my hare back and forth."
He’s my pinch charming.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
It’s snow joke.
Yule be sorry.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Best in snow.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I’m fondue you.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Don’t be elfish.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Thank brew very much.
You snow the drill.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Your presents is requested.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"No eggs-cuses."
I'm fondue you, it's true
I sulfur when you argon.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
You are spud-tacular.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
People are always after me lucky charms.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
You’re as sweet as Pi.
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