I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"Eggs love you."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Believe in your elf.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
It’s worth a shot.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
It takes one to snow one.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Life is brew-tiful!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
We have great chemis-tree.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You snooze. You booze.
"Some bunny loves you."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
You're acute Valentine.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
He’s my pinch charming.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
"You make me egg-static."
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Take off all your cloves.
Who’s your paddy?
Fir sure.
Deja brew all over again.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
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