What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I “lub” you.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Life is brew-tiful!
I can heartly wait to see you.
Best in snow.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
You sleigh me.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Burst into cheers!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Snow thank you.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
"Just don't carrot all."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
You snow the drill.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Hold on for deer life.
I only have ice for you.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Let’s take an elfie.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"You're a real good egg."
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Gold riddance.
Just brew it!
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