Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Life is brew-tiful!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Irish you were beer.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
It takes one to snow one.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Snow thank you.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You have a pizza my heart.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"You're a real good egg."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Wear green, or leaf.
I “lub” you.
Best in snow.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
How rude-olf of you.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
It's ice to meet you.
As it snow happens.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
We have great chemis-tree.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Paddy like a rockstar.
I call the shots.
Shake your shamrocks.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
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