Sips getting real.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Who’s your paddy?
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Your presents is requested.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I'm the life of the paddy.
Dublin’ the fun.
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"You make me egg-static."
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Love at frost sight!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Can’t pinch this.
We have great chemis-tree.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
My love for you is like no otter.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I wood never leaf you.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I'm pine-ing for you.
It's lit.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
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