Burst into cheers!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It’s worth a shot.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I love you meow and forever.
It’s snow joke.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"Eggs-cuse me."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Yoda one for me!
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I dig you a hole lot.
You are pitcher perfect.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
You better beer-live it!
"What an egg-citing day."
It takes one to snow one.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Icy what you did there.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Wear green, or leaf.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Yule be sorry.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Irish I may, Irish I might.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
"You're a real good egg."
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Sips getting real.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I whale always love you.
Your presents is requested.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
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