How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
You sleigh me.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Hold on for deer life.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
People are always after me lucky charms.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"There's no bunny like you."
I love you meow and forever.
Yule be sorry.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"What an egg-citing day."
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Best in snow.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Icy what you did there.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I think I found my perfect match
These decorations are tree-mendous.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I “lub” you.
The snuggle is real.
Say it ain’t snow.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
"Eggs-cuse me."
It takes one to snow one.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
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