Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You’re the queen of my heart.
As it snow happens.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
It’s worth a shot.
My love for you is like no otter.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Let’s make some pour decisions.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I think I found my perfect match
You’re brew-tiful!
Beer-lieve it or not!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I'm snow bored.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You snow the drill.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Let’s take an elfie.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Time to spruce things up.
Yule be sorry.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I fence-y you.
"For peep's sake."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
It’s snow joke.
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