“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Take off all your cloves.
Snow on and snow forth.
Wear green, or leaf.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Best in snow.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
You're acute Valentine.
My love for you simply radiates.
It's ice to meet you.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
He’s an elf-made man.
This is snow laughing matter!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Snow thank you.
"You crack me up."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I’ll never fir-get.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"No eggs-cuses."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Eggs love you."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
It’s snow joke.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
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