“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
"Happy eggster."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Cutest clover in the patch.
You are spud-tacular.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
This is snow laughing matter!
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Snow thank you.
Deja brew all over again.