How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I think you’re dandelion.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Drink happy thoughts.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
You’re my lucky charm.
"Happy eggster."
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
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