Thank brew very much.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Say it ain’t snow.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"You can't beat me."
You are pitcher perfect.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.