Don’t worry, beer happy.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Dublin over in laughter.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Make it rein.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
You raise the bar.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
It’s snow joke.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
You're the ruler of my heart.
Snow thank you.
Hold on for deer life.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Fir sure.
Love at frost sight!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"For peep's sake."
We have great chemis-tree.
Burst into cheers!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Say it ain’t snow.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Say it ain’t snow.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
"No eggs-cuses."
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
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