Birch, please.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
The pint’s the limit.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
You are un-beer-lievable!
I love you meow and forever.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
The snuggle is real.
You better beer-live it!
I’ll never fir-get.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
You’re my lucky charm.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Say it ain’t snow.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Take off all your cloves.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Who’s your paddy?
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Life is brew-tiful!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Drink happy thoughts.
Can’t pinch this.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
I've been thinking of U periodically.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
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