Best in snow.
How rude-olf of you.
We make a great pear
"Eggs-cuse me."
You’re my soul Santa.
You raise the bar.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
You're so clover!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Thank brew very much.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You are pitcher perfect.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
You shamrock my world.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
People are always after me lucky charms.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
This is snow laughing matter!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Can’t pinch this.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
"You can't beat me."
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
I think you’re dandelion.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Life is brew-tiful!
Just brew it!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You sleigh me.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I’ll never fir-get.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
It's lit.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
"Happy eggster."
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
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