Distill my beating heart.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
"Having a good hare day."
I only have ice for you.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Don’t be elfish.
I think I found my perfect match
"You make me egg-static."
Snow thank you.
"I've found some bunny to love."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"You're a real good egg."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You can't beat me."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You are pitcher perfect.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"For peep's sake."
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
How rude-olf of you.
We make a great pear
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Resting Grinch face.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
You're the ruler of my heart.
The snuggle is real.
Drink happy thoughts.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
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