“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Don’t give into beer pressure.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
You are un-beer-lievable!
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
It’s snow joke.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Your presents is requested.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Sips getting real.
Birch, please.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
But wait—there’s myrrh.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Who’s your paddy?
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You crack me up."
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You have a pizza my heart.
Burst into cheers!
I only have ice for you.
I dig you a hole lot.
Believe in your elf.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Icy what you did there.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I told you snow.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I’m feelin’ pine.
"For peep's sake."
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
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