Get clover it, babe.
It's ice to meet you.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
It’s snow joke.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
We like to paddy.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Gold riddance.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Sleigh, what?!
Icy what you did there.
Snow thank you.
Snow thank you.
I only have ice for you.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I'm fondue you, it's true
"I've found some bunny to love."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
The pint’s the limit.
Hold on for deer life.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Up to snow good.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
I loaf you.
Can’t pinch this.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"What an egg-citing day."
The Christmas alphabet has noel.