Paddy like a rockstar.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
We have great chemis-tree.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I dig you a hole lot.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Wear green, or leaf.
Believe in your elf.
You’re brew-tiful!
It’s snow joke.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Let’s take an elfie.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Snow thank you.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I told you snow.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Don’t worry, beer happy.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Don’t be elfish.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
You’re my lucky charm.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Sleigh, what?!
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
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