Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
You raise the bar.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
"You can't beat me."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
"There's no bunny like you."
Paddy like a rockstar.
As it snow happens.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I followed my heart to you.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Look for a rainbow connection.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I sulfur when you argon.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
You are un-beer-lievable!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
It takes one to snow one.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Sleigh, what?!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
"Eggs-cuse me."
Best in snow.
Dublin over in laughter.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"Eggs love you."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
He’s my pinch charming.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
It’s worth a shot.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
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