You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
"You're a real good egg."
As it snow happens.
You have a pizza my heart.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Rebel without a Claus.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You snow the drill.
The snuggle is real.
I'm snow bored.
He’s an elf-made man.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Deja brew all over again.
"Just don't carrot all."
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Wear green, or leaf.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I love you meow and forever.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish you luck.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I'm pine-ing for you.
You snooze. You booze.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Best in snow.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Just brew it!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You're so clover!
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Snow on and snow forth.
How rude-olf of you.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
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