Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I sulfur when you argon.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I only have ice for you.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I call the shots.
You’re my soul Santa.
I think you’re dandelion.
Snow on and snow forth.
Make it rein.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Life is brew-tiful!
Gold riddance.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Shake your shamrocks.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
I love you meow and forever.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"Eggs love you."
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Fir sure.
I think I found my perfect match
As it snow happens.
Best in snow.
I’m fondue you.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Get clover it, babe.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"No eggs-cuses."
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