The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Don’t be elfish.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
You’re brew-tiful!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
He’s an elf-made man.
"You're a real good egg."
"Some bunny loves you."
Icy what you did there.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I wood never leaf you.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Snow on and snow forth.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
We have great chemis-tree.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I’m elf-taught.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Resting Grinch face.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
It’s snow joke.
Best in snow.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
It's ice to meet you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
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