Birch, please.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
I’ll never fir-get.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"Some bunny loves you."
I love you dairy much.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
It's ice to meet you.
This is snow laughing matter!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I “lub” you.
Yoda one for me!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
She has high elf-esteem.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
You better beer-live it!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
You are pitcher perfect.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Dublin over in laughter.
Snow on and snow forth.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
It takes one to snow one.
"Eggs love you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Can’t pinch this.
You’re brew-tiful!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
We make a great pear
Irish I may, Irish I might.
"You're a real good egg."
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
You sleigh me.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
You’re the queen of my heart.
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