How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
Snow on and snow forth.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Yule be sorry.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You raise the bar.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"Just one hot chick."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Icy what you did there.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Say it ain’t snow.
Believe in your elf.
Sip, sip, horray!
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
"I've found some bunny to love."
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Hold on for deer life.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Look for a rainbow connection.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
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