Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Burst into cheers!
I'm fondue you, it's true
Love at frost sight!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I only have ice for you.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Sips getting real.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
I “lub” you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
Treat yo'elf.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Believe in your elf.
It’s snow joke.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You’re my pot of gold.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Snow on and snow forth.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I can heartly wait to see you.
Birch, please.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
The pint’s the limit.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"For peep's sake."
Dublin’ the fun.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”