Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Up to snow good.
I have the final sleigh.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
You snow the drill.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Say it ain’t snow.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
My love for you simply radiates.
Fir sure.
I'm the life of the paddy.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I loaf you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
That look soots you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You're so clover!
Let’s take an elfie.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Time to spruce things up.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Treat yo'elf.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Believe in your elf.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Eggs-cuse me."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
It takes one to snow one.
Get clover it, babe.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Love at frost sight!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
We make a great pear
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
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