Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just don't carrot all."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I'm fondue you, it's true
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
It takes one to snow one.
Sips getting real.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
I fence-y you.
Fir sure.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You're so clover!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Treat yo'elf.
"You make me egg-static."
Up to snow good.
Birch, please.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
"Having a good hare day."
I'm snow bored.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
"Just one hot chick."
"Some bunny loves you."
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Snow thank you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Irish you were beer.
Gold riddance.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
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