Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You're a real good egg."
You raise the bar.
That look soots you.
I'm snow bored.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"I've found some bunny to love."
You're the ruler of my heart.
I only have ice for you.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Up to snow good.
I call the shots.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I’m fondue you.
You’re my pot of gold.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
The snuggle is real.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Who’s your paddy?
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Love at frost sight!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Sleigh, what?!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Dublin over in laughter.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I told you snow.
"You can't beat me."
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
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