Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
We like to paddy.
Your presents is requested.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I have the final sleigh.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Love at frost sight!
Snow thank you.
Yule be sorry.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Resting Grinch face.
I'm the life of the paddy.
It's ice to meet you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I find you very a-peeling.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Make it rein.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
I call the shots.
Sip, sip, horray!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Sips getting real.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I’m fondue you.
You're so clover!
Say it ain’t snow.
You’re my pot of gold.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
It’s worth a shot.
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