How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Don’t be elfish.
I’m fondue you.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Yoda one for me!
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Irish you were beer.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Irish you luck.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Treat yo'elf.
"Just don't carrot all."
It's ice to meet you.
"That's all, yolks."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I dig you a hole lot.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Gold riddance.
We have great chemis-tree.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Best in snow.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
You better beer-live it!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Icy what you did there.
I'm fondue you, it's true
"You're a real good egg."
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Who’s your paddy?
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You are un-beer-lievable!
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
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