Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I'm pine-ing for you.
You're acute Valentine.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Snow thank you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
You snow the drill.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Rebel without a Claus.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Don’t be elfish.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
It’s snow joke.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"For peep's sake."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
The snuggle is real.
You’re my pot of gold.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I think I found my perfect match
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"You can't beat me."
Snow on and snow forth.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
This is snow laughing matter!
Distill my beating heart.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
You sleigh me.
Irish you luck.
I sulfur when you argon.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
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