I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
The snuggle is real.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Can’t pinch this.
This is snow laughing matter!
Love at frost sight!
He’s an elf-made man.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You snow the drill.
You are spud-tacular.
It’s snow joke.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Make it rein.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Irish you luck.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Fir sure.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I call the shots.
Dublin’ the fun.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Believe in your elf.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
This is snow laughing matter!
Up to snow good.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Best in snow.
Burst into cheers!
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
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