My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
What's the best hairstyle for a gun?
Bangs.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
He conditioned it.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.