Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
How does a hairdresser stop themselves from cutting their own hair?
By sheer will.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
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