What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
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