What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
Agent Zero Zero Shaven.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
What's the best hairstyle for a gun?
Bangs.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.