Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
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