A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair?
A clipptomaniac!
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
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