I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
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