Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
Agent Zero Zero Shaven.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
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