What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
He conditioned it.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair?
A clipptomaniac!
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
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