Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.