What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
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