What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Go to BabaMail
