Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
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