Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Go to BabaMail
