How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
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