What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
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