If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
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