I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"