I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
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