What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A weighted blanket.
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"
I know a good joke about Ikea furniture, but I'm still putting it together.
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?
I'm down
Which noble man loves sitting at a round table?
Sir Cumference
What did the flirty coat say to the jacket?
"Do you hang here often?"
What did the Papa Blanket say to the Mama Blanket when the Baby Blanket was crying?
Comforter.
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