Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
It was my first attempt at repairing my wobbly picnic table.
I totally nailed it.
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out?
I'm down
A man started wearing a blanket to the office.
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
I woke up in the middle of the night and found all the blankets on my bed were missing.
I was scared sheetless.
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
iWood
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
My wife chose a new dining table with a metal frame instead of a wooden one
I complimented her on picking an unteak.
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
I put some desks and a whiteboard in my living room today.
It made it look a little more classy.