The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
Remind me not to get into another pillow fight... the risk for a concushion is too big.
What’s the healthiest piece of furniture?
The vege-table
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
My wife was a bit down so I decided to redecorate our living room.
Thought it would chair her up but sofa she haven't even noticed
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
I think i spent way too much on this table. It is just not a foldable.
I think a couch can endure many things, but if you take off its cushions, it would make it uncomfortable.
If you're wondering what to donate to a soup kitchen...
...a dining set would be chair-i-table
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture... But when I got home, the tables were turned
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the heck is my roof ?
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
He was getting sweepy
I love my furniture... Me and my recliner go way back.
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
How do you move a piece of furniture at the weather station?
With four casters.
What do you call donating a chair?
Charity!
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
I couldn't chair less!
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
What do you do with a wardrobe door that is slightly ajar?
You clothes it.
What pillow set do the church organist and his wife have?
Hymn and Hers.
A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.
What do you call a blessed blanket?
Holy sheet
I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A weighted blanket.
I started sleeping on the left side of the bed
It just doesn't feel right.
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
I used to hate the electric blanket.
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
Why does a milking chair only have three legs?
The cow has the udder.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet
What’s a farmer’s favorite piece of furniture?
a COWch.
Nothing really mattress.
What’s Irish and stays outside all year?
Patty O’Furniture
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