My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
It's on sleep mode.
What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A weighted blanket.
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet?
Sorry, that's glassified.
What did the flirty coat say to the jacket?
"Do you hang here often?"
What do you call donating a chair?
Charity!
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.