My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
A student made our teacher so angry, they flipped their desk
Oh, the tables have turned
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
What’s the healthiest piece of furniture?
The vege-table
I accidentally kicked my bed post when I got up this morning, almost couldn't move!
Luckilly, I called a toe truck.
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
How do you call an extremely soothing table?
A console
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"