Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Can I be Candide with you?
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
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