Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Can I be Candide with you?
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
French people give me the crepes.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
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