What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French, French Revolution
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Can I be Candide with you?
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
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