Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Can I be Candide with you?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Go to BabaMail
