What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
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