Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
French people give me the crepes.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French, French Revolution
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Can I be Candide with you?
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
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