Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Can I be Candide with you?
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French, French Revolution
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
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