What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Can I be Candide with you?
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
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