Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Can I be Candide with you?
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
French, French Revolution
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French people give me the crepes.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
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