Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
French, French Revolution
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Can I be Candide with you?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
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