Can I be Candide with you?
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
French people give me the crepes.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
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