Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Can I be Candide with you?
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French, French Revolution
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
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