Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Can I be Candide with you?
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
French people give me the crepes.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
French, French Revolution
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.