Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Don't even chai.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.