Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
Thankfully evolution gave us ears a million years ago...
Now we finally get to use them to wear masks.
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
“My Dog has no nose. How does he smell?”
"Awful.”
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
My head hurt and I had a really runny nose during math class
I think i had a sin(x) infection.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
What comes out of your nose at 200 mph?
Lambogreeny.
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
I got punched in the mouth by a drug addict today.
Now my jaw’s all methed up.
What do you call a person with a peg nose acting suspicious?
Suspeg.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
what does Stalin use to wipe his mouth?
A Soviette.
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
You know, people say they pick their nose,
but I feel like I just was born with mine.
A nose visited its home town.
It was overcome with nostril-gia.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
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