Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
It's called a unicornea.
What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s see salt.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
A man goes to the doctors and says " Doc, I'm having problems with my ears, I think I'm going deaf".
The Doc says " Can you tell me the symptoms?"
The man replies, " Well, Homer's the big fat bloke, and Marge has blue hair!"
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was PG.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office.
The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"
The person replies: "perhaps, perhaps snot.
My wife just now: Do men's ears actually work or are they just for decoration?
Me: 'What?'
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
If a T-Rex slipped and broke its nose would it would need a dinoplasty?
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
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