Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
It's a running gag.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
What do you call a group of guys waiting to get their hair cut?
A Barbecue.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
My wife is always telling me I shouldn’t stick Q-tips so far in my ear
At least that’s what I think she was saying.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
Why does Bruce Wayne have such fabulous hair?
He uses conditioner Gordon.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
"IT’S A LIEEEEE!!"
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye?
Beauty.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
Because they don't have pockets.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
what does Stalin use to wipe his mouth?
A Soviette.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
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