My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.
It's a running gag.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
"What's with that fruit taped to your mouth?" the doctor asked. "Covid-19 prevention," the patient replied.
"You need a bandana, not a banana!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
We all have that one vegan friend.... I said to mine,"Do you have to mention vegetables every time you open your mouth?"
She said, "Not neccecelery."
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was PG.
What comes out of your nose at 200 mph?
Lambogreeny.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair?
A clipptomaniac!
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
what does Stalin use to wipe his mouth?
A Soviette.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
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