Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
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