What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
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