What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What did the elf tell its friends when they were traveling?
"Let’s take an elfie."
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
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