What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
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