"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Just don't carrot all."
"You crack me up."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester