"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just one hot chick."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Just don't carrot all."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You make me egg-static."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"There's no bunny like you."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"That's all, yolks."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"No eggs-cuses."
"You're a real good egg."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You crack me up."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"For peep's sake."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"What an egg-citing day."
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