"What an egg-citing day."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You can't beat me."
"You crack me up."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Just one hot chick."
"For peep's sake."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You're a real good egg."
"Some bunny loves you."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"I've found some bunny to love."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Having a good hare day."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"That's all, yolks."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Just don't carrot all."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"There's no bunny like you."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"Happy eggster."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
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