"I whip my hare back and forth."
"What an egg-citing day."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"You make me egg-static."
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"You crack me up."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"You're a real good egg."
"You can't beat me."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Just one hot chick."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Eggs love you."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Having a good hare day."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"There's no bunny like you."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
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