"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Just one hot chick."
"Eggs love you."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"That's all, yolks."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Happy eggster."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Just don't carrot all."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"There's no bunny like you."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"For peep's sake."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"No eggs-cuses."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You're a real good egg."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"You can't beat me."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
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