"Hey there, hop stuff."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"There's no bunny like you."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"For peep's sake."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"What an egg-citing day."
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Just don't carrot all."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Your kisses are to dye for."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"Happy eggster."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"You crack me up."
"That's all, yolks."
"You're a real good egg."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"You make me egg-static."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"No eggs-cuses."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Just one hot chick."
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