"No eggs-cuses."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Having a good hare day."
"You make me egg-static."
"I'm eggs-hausted."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You can't beat me."
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're a real good egg."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Eggs love you."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You crack me up."
"Eggs-cuse me."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"For peep's sake."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
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