"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Some bunny needs vodka."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You crack me up."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"Just don't carrot all."
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"There's no bunny like you."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Just one hot chick."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
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