When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
French people give me the crepes.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
French, French Revolution
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
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