My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."