What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
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