In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
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