Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
French, French Revolution
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
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