France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
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