Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
French people give me the crepes.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
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