What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Can I be Candide with you?
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
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