In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
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