What’s the capital of France?
The F.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Go to BabaMail
