How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
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