I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
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