Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
Can I be Candide with you?
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Go to BabaMail
