When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
French people give me the crepes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
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