French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
It’s a beautiful Degas!
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
French people give me the crepes.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
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