French, French Revolution
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
Can I be Candide with you?
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.