I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
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