My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
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