What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Can I be Candide with you?
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
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