What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
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