I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
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