Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
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