Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
French people give me the crepes.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Son: "Dad, why'd you name me Odysseus? He's from greek mythology."
Dad: "Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
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