Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
It's Pierre-reviewed.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
Historians have discovered a new Greek God who didn’t excel at anything.
His name was mediocretese.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
A lot of William Shakespeare’s plays were based off of old Greek and Roman performances
That's playgarism if you ask me.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
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