My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
French people give me the crepes.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Can I be Candide with you?
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
I'll be making a movie about the Greek alphabets.
It's a Psi Phi film.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
French, French Revolution
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
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