It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
The Greeks make the best cheese
You feta believe it!
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.