What speech did Abraham Lincoln give when he went to Italy?
The Spaghetties-burg Address.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
French, French Revolution
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
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